WE ARE THE TEAM OF MAZEZILLA
OH WHAT A TEAM IT IS
THE PUBLIC THINKS WE'RE NORMAL
ALL EXCEPT FOR LIZ
WE HAVE OUR TOWER PEOPLE
THEY ARE QUITE A LOT
HIGH ABOUT THE MAZE THEY SIT
ONLY COMING DOWN WHEN IT'S TIME TO QUIT
THE TRACTOR DRIVERS ARE A GREAT TEAM
THEY SURELY ARE A
FARMERS DREAM
A LONG DAY OF DRIVING IS QUITE A TEST
AND AFTER 12 HOURS THEIR BUTTS NEED A REST
OUR
SECURITY FORCE
ARE THE CORN POLICE
WALKING THE ROWS, KEEPING THEIR PEACE
AND WHAT WOULD A TRIP BE WITHOUT A WAGON HAG
THEY KEEP THE ROWDIES IN LINE
OR SEND THEM HOME IN A BODY BAG
OUR PARKING GUYS HAVE SUCH A FLAIR
WHY RAY CAN PARK A CAR
AND NEVER GET OUT OF HIS CHAIR
THE GIRLS UP IN THE PRODUCE STAND
THEY'RE SECOND TO NO OTHER
THEY WEIGH PUMPKINS AND SELL TOMATOES BY THE BOX
SO WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE
THEY'RE GUARDING FORT KNOX
AND IF WE SELL ALL OF OUR JACK O LANTERNS
THERE IS NO REASON TO CARE
WE HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE PUNKIN
ONE WITH LOTS OF HAIR
AND AS FOR THE MATTER OF JUST WHO'S BOSS
WE HAVE A BOSS HAG AND A BOSS MAN
SO IF YOUR FLUSTERED AND AT A LOSS,
DON'T WORRY
IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, NATHAN CAN
FROM THE MONEY COLLECTORS
TO THE TICKET TAKERS AND THE TACO MAKER
THE WACKERS AND SLACKERS
THE DRIVERS AND THE DIVERS
THE WALKERS AND THE TALKERS
THE TRAINEE AND THE PAROLEES
IF WOULDN'T WORK WITHOUT YOU
SO HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH
AND BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU DO
WE HAVE LONG HOURS
WE HAVE MANY LONG DAYS
MAZEZILLA HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL
BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER,
NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS
ONLY STUMAN KNOWS
WHEN THE LAST WAGON WILL ROLL!!!!!
WE ARE THE TEAM OF MAZEZILLA
WIZ 2004
WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ADMISSION
